In honor of my awesome professor for Musical Form and Analysis, I dedicate this post. The following are jokes/quotes from the great Dr. Gamer:
One day Dr. Gamer hurt his foot so he was wearing a medical boot. "I can walk on the moon, but only with my right foot."
"The universe just tells me...No that's not the way I do it...or is it?
"They're not better, just different. Don't make the phrase feel bad about itself."
"The phrases came together, like the Beatles song on Abbey road."
"Not definable enough to make it a rule or a law..or even a city ordinace."
"Ground bass..not ground beef."
"I may value judgements, but segregation is wrong."
"Taco Bells Canon...It goes on forever and ever and inevitibly someone gets married."
Dr. Gamer couldn't find the page number. "They need to put the Bach Chaconne on the side of a milk carton ...cuz it's missing."
"I'm willing to move it on up like the Jeffersons."
"C section..a pregnant women might have one"
"I'm resisting the temptation to say 'help me Rondo'".
"Codetta. It's like a mini coda...like Mini Me from Austin Powers...that was supposed to go over better than it did."
"It comes to a big five...like big five sporting goods by my house."
"Fragmentation not fermentation."
"People collect things. Development sections collect accidentals."
"D minor which is the saddest of all keys."
"Watch out, music can be dangerous people."
"It's in f minor...minor five...little five..not by my house."
"Back in the 70s...not like 1970s..like 70."
"When Dr. Sheer got new lights in his office I said, 'Oh you got a new light (leit) motif. He told me to get out of his office. I call em as I see em."
"Sonata da chiesa..it's not a sonata of cheese camera."
